Scooter



Scooter, also known as Scott, is a ride-or-die capitalist, game-theorist, dictator, anthro-apologist, and esteemed member of the Junbies community. He claims to be a man of peace and justice, only throwing a punch at members of Subreddits he doesn’t find funny. He is also known for being the only paleontologist of the Junbies, meaning he eats only fish, and loves paying taxes.

Men Era
Scooter was one of the first members of the men server, rising to prominence due to his impressive collection of geese. It’s unclear when this addiction began, or if it can be stopped, but over the years Scott has amassed upwards of hundreds or thousands of geese. Whether porcelain, plastic, or rubber, Scott won’t rest until it’s locked away with the others. Esteemed animal rights expert and ethologist Jane Goodall had this to say about Scott’s collection,"“Ok.'""-Jane Goodall (New York Times. “Jane Goodall VS Geese Collecting”)"

After the Great Rift, Scott was elected president of the Big Guys server in a furious campaign against K1ngp1n. His practices as president have been argued to be unfair and dictatorial, however nobody cares enough to document this.

Junbies Era-
   Scooter has made several appearances on the Twitch streams of NothingLikeLuke, refusing to comment on his alegged involvement with controversial group The Golden Pickaxe Society. "'Nope, nuh-uh, never heard of them. Never. Not once. Never heard of those guys, never been in their group nope. Never happened. Didn't happen.'""-Scott (NothingLikeLuke. 'Fortnite Part 326- Chug Jug Challenge')"It's unclear where he is now, but all that is known is that I don't want to write more of this someone edit the page and write something good here.

Notable Quotes:
“2-inches erect is actually the average size in some countries believe it or not.” (Appeal to Junbies Moderators)

“I hate Mario” (WTF...)